Game of Thrones S5 - *Unmarked S1-5 Episode Spoilers*

GrimThorne
GrimThorne
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- That one Sand Snake is Hot as fuck! (She may have the best boobs in the 7 Kingdoms of Westeros)
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- Cersei learns how starting an GoT version of Isis was an bad idea.
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I loved that scene, and not just because it was booby-licious. She had already cut Bronn with her poisoned dagger, but her little striptease got Bronn all excited and consequently got his blood moving faster which caused the poison to kick in. These are Obreyn's daughters, so they're definitely dangerous women to be around. lol


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As for Cersei. Gawd, she's acting like a vengeful little girl right now. Crossing Lady Tyrell was a HUGE mistake. That woman was paying for EVERYTHING. Paying the Kingdom's AND Lannister troops, supplying food and ensuring trade with the realm remains stable during a time of war. She's smarter than that, she couldn't find a more graceful way of putting Margery in her place? Now (as you so aptly called) she has ISIS running the capital, a kid king with no idea what to do next, and an angry benefactor who is going to turn off the lights in Kings Landing.
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Loakum
Loakum
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^ @GrimThorne - I agree a thousand percent to what you said! This was by far the best episode of the season. Did I mention how much I loved the scenery of this scene:

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GrimThorne
GrimThorne
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She's so tall. Look at her arms, she's fit. She doesn't look like a weak little woman at all. She taller than Ramsey, taller than Theon, taller than Little Finger.

Put a sword in her hand and she could probably take care of herself.

**one point**

Ramsey is clearly assaulting/abusing her. And yet even through her bruises and bewildered appearance............she's still lovely. Actually she looks more like a woman than she's ever appeared in that scene.
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Loakum
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Posted by GrimThorne
She's so tall. Look at her arms, she's fit. She doesn't look like a weak little woman at all. She taller than Ramsey, taller than Theon, taller than Little Finger.

Put a sword in her hand and she could probably take care of herself.

**one point**

Ramsey is clearly assaulting/abusing her. And yet even through her bruises and bewildered appearance............she's still lovely. Actually she looks more like a woman than she's ever appeared in that scene.
*pt earned* I agree that Sansa looks like a real woman in that scene. She lets her hair down, and she got "the twins" showing...well, the most she have up to this point.
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GrimThorne
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Poor Bronn. Never stood a chance.

Focusing back on this last episode for a bit. Theon. I'm not sure he's going to be the hero we want him to be. He's been thoroughly broken by Ramsey and would betray his own mother right now. Sansa is alone and trapped, the only hope for her is probably Jon or Brienne. Melisandre...........what-a-bitch. I'm not sure what the game is but calling for Stannis to sacrifice his daughter is beyond evil. The thing is I doubt her mother would have objected. Stannis told her to get out, but if he feels that it might help him win...................

Let's just say little Shireen is probably not safe. And I wouldn't put it past HBO to add it to whatever shocker they have planned for this season's finale.
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Loakum
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^ I say sadly my beloved Queen Mother Cersei isn't safe. This may be the final season of that gorgeously wicked woman.
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GrimThorne
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Don't count her out, she's got a few cards she can still play. I wouldn't dare talk about them though.

Hope you like trials though, because Cersei's and Margery's trials will be made unforgettable by the sheer amount of complexity involved. You don't just drag two Queens into court. It's going to be messy and CRAZY. And thats only IF HBO follows the novels. If they deviate (and we know THEY WILL) it could become even more insane by their desire to shock the shit out of all of us.
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Loakum
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Posted by GrimThorne
Don't count her out, she's got a few cards she can still play. I wouldn't dare talk about them though.

Hope you like trials though, because Cersei's and Margery's trials will be made unforgettable by the sheer amount of complexity involved. You don't just drag two Queens into court. It's going to be messy and CRAZY. And thats only IF HBO follows the novels. If they deviate (and we know THEY WILL) it could become even more insane by their desire to shock the shit out of all of us.
I hope it won't be Queen Cersei demands a trial by combat, and have Franken-Mountain fight in her honor. That would be way too predictable. (It would be equally predictable they have a completely recovered The Hound be his opponent.)
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Tinks
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I think the trial by combat scenarios are over for now- but I can't really remember too much anymore from the books


I think despite the overwhelming amount people are on the fence about this season and new story direction- they're doing a really good job.
You get mad when the author does shit in the books you're not expecting, and now that the show's doing it it'll naturally make people pissed the same way. I think that's what makes it successful

Like I said previously the books get kinda boring later because not enough shit goes down. I think the fact the directors can fill in the gaps with more intrigue is awesome.
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Loakum
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I say this season needs four things...Sansa and that sexy Sand Snake's boobs. These are my terms.
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Tinks
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well you already got those things though!

But yeah that girl is a snake babe
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Loakum
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Posted by Tinks
well you already got those things though!

But yeah that girl is a snake babe



*speaking in my best King Robert Baratheon voice* "Well bring me more!"
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Tinks
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GrimThorne
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Westeros is fucked

Jon just became the most important person in Westeros

Westeros is fucked

Danys is drowning in her own idealistic bullshit and can't recognize that she is becoming the exact thing she always abhorred. A self-orbiting narcissist who can't see past her own vision.

Westeros is STILL fucked

The court of the High Sparrow is a mockery of justice. They aren't actually interested in the truth, they want Inquisition style confessions and conversions.

Did I mention that Westeros is probably fucked?

I love oysters, but I don't want any that Arya is selling.

Westeros has a giant ice dildo coming straight for it's ass

Winter HAS ARRIVED
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Loakum
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Never have kids.
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Tinks
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Speaking of

That whole boat scene reminded me of War of the Worlds where they're all trying to get on the car boat which then pulls away as the walkers emerge through the trees up the hill
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Phaethon360 - Mr Pant<s>s</s>ies
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Re-watched the Hardhome episode and still love the last half. But watching previews realizing nothing that exciting will happen again this season...

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Still hoping for a cool Jorah moment, that they awaken The Mountain, something in Winterfell, feels like lots of stuff can still go down. :)
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Tinks
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Posted by Phaethon360
Re-watched the Hardhome episode and still love the last half. But watching previews realizing nothing that exciting will happen again this season...

EH- if the Cersei shit goes down then it'll be a great end

Also there are rumors that Lady Stoneheart is going to make an appearance at the end
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Loakum
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Posted by Tinks
EH- if the Cersei shit goes down then it'll be a great end

Also there are rumors that Lady Stoneheart is going to make an appearance at the end
If Lady SH makes an appearance...it's gonna be bonfied TORTURE waiting for the next season....
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Good follow-up ep.
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GrimThorne
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RIP little Shireen.

I'm so heart broken. Your screams and calls for your father to come rescue you from Melisandre will haunt me for quite some time. At least we know why that bitch insisted that she come along for the campaign. And Stannis.................unredeemable. Just unredeemable. If you die on Father's Day like Tywin did last year then I call that karmic justice with whipped creams and cherries of irony on top.

And Selyse.............woman please!!! FUCK YOU! You've never shared a single tender embrace with her. You never loved her, in fact you HATED HER. So it took Shireen getting burned alive for you to realize that you have a daughter?

There's also a nasty little rumor going around that HBO is going to continue the rape and torture porn on at least another little girl next week. And I think we all know who that little girl will be. She will probably be making an assassination attempt at Meryn Trant (he's on her kill list) and fail.

Remember it's all about the shock value with HBO and they've been operating without a narrative guide from GRR for some time now. Alot of characters that (at least according to the novels) should be very much alive and well right now.

So don't be surprised if it actually happens and what's left of the viewership threatens to leave. You better finish your books G.R.R or HBO just might FUBAR your franchise. Because for the first time this evening I heard many readers saying they won't finish the novel series.
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Optimusv2
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LOL
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Hironobu Sakaguchi is coming back to reclaim the throne :)

Seeing it in motion on your HDTV, will blow your mind!!

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